1.) Condoms
Here's the scenario. Your at the drug store with a buddy and remember you need to pick up some condoms. You walk over to the rack and they are all out of XXXL, so you ask the pharmacist and he says he'll have to special order them for you.

Your buddy looks at you and says, "You wish!". You get in a little argument which ultimately results in you whipping it out to prove your point. A crowd gathers with everyone staring in awe at your enormous chunk of meat, including an undercover police officer.

You wind up spending a night in jail for indecent exposure. Thanks a lot Penis Enlargement Pills.

2.) Pills are Working Very Well
Your pills are working so well, and you have grown so much, that you finally feel confident putting yourself back on the market. You decide to head to the bar and scout out the first woman who will be privileged enough to try out your amazing wonder rod.

You find her, a gorgeous blond standing at the bar. After approaching her, and making small talk you successfully convince her to go back to your place for a little one on one.

Things are going very smoothly and the moment arrives. It's finally time to finally slip it in.

Oh no... It doesn't fit!! No matter how hard you try, you are simply too big - no amount of lube is going to help. You say, come on baby, you can do some other 'stuff' for me then. She is so put off and disappointed that she can't experience your amazing knob, she leaves and tells all her friends to stay away from you.

You spend the rest of your life married to your left hand.

3.) Perfect Size
Your once tiny pocket rocket is now the most amazing and perfect size. Not too big, not to small, but just right. One of the most impressive penises the world has ever seen. Women all over town have got word of your amazing piece, and you find your self with several different partners each and every day. Life is great. You had no idea it was possible to have this much sex.

Then one day it happens. You and your playmate are having a great time doggy style when she tells you she has discovered an amazing new position. As she maneuvers around you are getting even more excited. She accidentally bumps your penis with her foot throwing you off balance as you fall off the bed due to the weight of your penis. You hit the floor dick first, spraining it so badly that the night of fun is over. The next morning you wake up and little Willy is all crooked, bruised, and swollen.

You spend tens of thousands of dollars on medical bills trying to fix your broken penis only to be told the damage is simply too severe. It's over. If only your penis had been smaller, this never would have happened. You spend the rest of your life single and horny, with no hope of ever achieving an orgasm again.

4.) Crashed Car
You've finally saved up enough to buy that new Porsche you have always dreamed about and decide to head out for a cruise.

You turn a corner when you spot your dream girl in a tight mini skirt and bikini top, roller blading down the street. You immediately spring to attention; however, because you are now much larger then you had ever expected your zipper tears as you release yourself to the world. You decide to pull over to the side of the road to calm down, and maybe work a few things out, when your penis gets tangled up in the steering wheel sending you crashing into a pole. You're alright, but your new Porsche is totaled. The hot girl laughs as you. You're humiliated.

Thanks a lot penis enlargement.

5.) KY Lube
Because of your new found largeness you have found yourself buying more and more KY.

The demand for action by all the local women sends your KY budget higher and higher ultimately resulting in frequent trips to your local wholesaler for pallets of lube. Your credit card is becoming increasingly full and your monthly payments are now insane.

You are forced into bankruptcy at the extra expense, and evicted from your love pad. You find yourself living on the street begging for spare change with a sign, "Will work for Lube".

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